📰 MAN UP — THE MANLY MONTHLY
Gift Like a Legend. Live Like One Too.
Greetings, Legend!
Welcome to the first ever edition of The Manly Monthly — your inside look at everything happening at Man Up, Utah’s coolest shop for men. New gear, legendary laughs, Kick ass events, and new ways to level up your manhood. Lets get started...
🔥 Legendary Lessons
🤣 “The Cologne Catastrophe”
This months Legenday Lesson comes from a regular Man Up customer who told us he bought a new cologne for his first date. Good choice.
What he didn’t tell us… was that he apparently applied it like bear spray.
He said he wanted “just a little extra confidence,” but by the time he was done, his bathroom looked like a fog machine at a rock concert. When his date opened the car door, she actually gasped — not at his good looks, but because the scent cloud tried to escape.
Halfway through dinner, the waiter walked by and said, “Wow… someone smells amazing… in a ‘my eyes are watering’ kind of way.”
The customer told us the date went great — once the air cleared.
His lesson learned?
Two sprays = confidence.
Ten sprays = chemical warfare.
🤣 JOKE OF THE MONTH
Why don’t Vikings ever argue at dinner?
Because they always mead in the middle.
(Groan responsibly.)
PRODUCTS SPOTLIGHT
This month, the Man Up shelves are stacked with fresh gear you’re going to love:
Damascus Knives – Discover our handcrafted Damascus knives and axes — razor-sharp, beautifully forged, and built for legends. As always, we carry an amazing selection of premium blades designed for collectors, adventurers, and everyday warriors.
Avant Wood Watches – rugged men’s watches with wood, steel, and leather details.
JFez Beard Co. Beard Care Bundles – JFez Beard Co. delivers legendary beard balms and oils — high quality, amazing scents, and locally made. The ultimate beard kit for the man whose beard deserves the best.
Tactical Stockings – This isn’t your boring Santa sock.
The Tactical Stocking is built for legends — rugged, durable, and loaded with MOLLE straps, pockets, and attachment points. Perfect for stuffing with gear, tools, gadgets, or anything a man actually wants. Hang it by the mantle, the workbench, or the gun safe and let the holiday greatness begin.
Stop by and check out what’s new — these items move fast.
🧡 MAN UP MERCH
Rep your favorite men’s shop like a true warrior. Get Yours today!
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Man Up Hoodies
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Man Up Hats
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Man Up T- Shirts
And don’t forget:
🎁 Man Up Gift Cards are available — the easiest gift for every hard-to-shop-for man.
💥 DEALS & DISCOUNTS
Here’s what’s happening this month:
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🔥 Black Friday Deal
In-Store Only • The Man Up Shop
Black Friday just got legendary. Stack your gear, score your bonus:-
$100 = $25 Gift Card
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$150 = $35 Gift Card
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$200 = $50 Gift Card
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$250 = $75 Gift Card
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$300 = $100 Gift Card
The more you shop, the more you get.
Gift like a legend — and get rewarded like one too. -
📅 UPCOMING EVENTS
The calendar is heating up:
🎄 Tactical Stocking Drive for Veterans
In partnership with Official Patriot Gear (OPG) and High Flight Heroes Foundation.
Choose items from the shop to fill tactical stockings and receive a discount on your purchase. Stockings will be donated to veterans for the holidays.
Follow us on social media for updates — you never know when a pop-up contest or giveaway will appear.
🧔 GROOMING (just the) TIP OF THE MONTH
Beard looking dry?
Hit it with a few drops of beard oil right after a warm shower. Your pores are open, the beard is soft, and the oil absorbs better — more shine, less itch, more “lumberjack hero” energy.
🪓 SURVIVAL TIP OF THE MONTH
The Rule of Three:
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You can survive 3 minutes without air,
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3 hours without proper shelter,
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3 days without water,
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3 weeks without food.
If you only remember one survival rule, make it this one.
⚔️ VIKING KNOWLEDGE
Did you know?
Vikings used a special type of birch-bark tar called “krekkjabólk” to waterproof shields and ships. It made their longships faster, lighter, and able to handle brutal ocean weather — basically the original marine coating.
🏅 HERITAGE RECOGNITION
This month we salute our Utah veterans.
Their bravery, discipline, and sacrifice embody exactly what Man Up stands for: honor, strength, and community. Thank you for your service, legends.
🎁 GIFT CARDS AVAILABLE
Still not sure what to get him?
A Man Up Gift Card never misses. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or those “just because he’s awesome” moments.
👋 UNTIL NEXT MONTH…
Thanks for hanging with us, Legend. Until next time… stay bold, stay gritty, and keep showing the world what “Man Up” really means.
Stay Legendary
The Man Up Crew
1 comment
This is awesome!! Already looking forward to next month!