Paralysis - 5x5 Sign

Threw Out My Back Sleeping and Tweaked My Neck Sneezing, So I'm Probably One Strong Fart Away from Complete Paralysis. – 5" x 5" Wood Sign

Getting older isn't for the faint of heart... or the flexible.

This hilarious 5" x 5" wood sign features the quote:

"Threw Out My Back Sleeping and Tweaked My Neck Sneezing, So I'm Probably One Strong Fart Away from Complete Paralysis."

Perfect for the office, living room, man cave, garage, or anywhere people can appreciate the realities of getting older, this sign delivers the perfect mix of self-deprecating humor and everyday truth. It's guaranteed to get laughs from friends, coworkers, and anyone whose body has started filing complaints.

Product Details:

• Measures approximately 5" x 5"

• Freestanding wood sign for desks, shelves, countertops, mantels, and home décor

• Funny aging-themed quote with relatable, over-the-top humor

• Rustic wood construction with a handcrafted look

• Great gift for birthdays, retirement parties, over-the-hill celebrations, holidays, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who knows the struggle of waking up sore for no reason

Because once you hit a certain age, even sleeping can become a full-contact sport.